Every day the internet produces an astounding amount of goodies and gems. Most hilarious, some amusing, but all worth at least a few seconds of your time. We here at Nerd Bastards try to bring you the best bits of news and nerdery the webz has to offer, with a bit of snark thrown in. But sometimes not everything makes the cut. Monday through Friday we’ll be bringing you our inbox leftovers, our forgotten bookmarks, the nerdy bits that simply slipped through the cracks. You can submit items to Nerdy Bits by emailing us at firstname.lastname@example.org.
ABOVE: When you find your nerdy Disney princess, only one ring will suffice. He went to Yavin! [ObviousWinner]
Best of episodes of Buffy the Vampire Slayer in limerick form. Anyone else wanna go to bar, get drunk and sing these? [NerdApproved]
For sale this Yoda hoodie is. Protect your virginity you must. [FashionablyGeek]
Harley Quinn cosplay by Gina B. Nice cosplay and all, but I am far too distracted with the look on her face. That’s an expression of someone who’s 5 minutes behind on a joke. A killing joke, no doubt.
Impressive War Machine cosplay, complete with bad-ass accessories. Glowing arc reactor, firing forearm machine guns and a shoulder-mounted mini-gatling gun with a motorized revolving barrel. Oh man, I wish I had the skills to create these type of costumes. But hey, at least I have a girlfriend. [GeekTyrant]
Come to the Darkside, we have ice pops. Does anyone else want to try a Falcon Fudge Bar? Or TIE-Biters? Or a Dago-Ball? Even the Ewoko-Tacos looks yummy. [LaughingSquid]
Iron Man 3 LITERAL trailer. The trailer is even more epic with these lyrics. Literally. [Tobuscus]
And the father of the year award goes to this U.S. Navy sailor who was granted 96 hours leave in order to attend his son’s Star Wars-themed birthday. Let’s all cry at how sappy this is. On a side note: Dad missed a serious opportunity to say, before removing his mask, “Aidan, I am your father.” [ToplessRobot]
RPG video game songs performed by One-Man orchestra [Geekologie]
World War Z trailer voiced by Pee Wee Herman. I was too busy playing with myself in a movie theater to enjoy this. [SlashFilm]
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