Nerd Bastards 12 Days of Christmahanakwanzika – Day 1

- 12-01-12Cool Stuff, Featured Posted by Luke Gallagher

While the flux-capacitor hasn’t been perfected, and we can’t help you fix any past holiday humbuggery, maybe we can help you get this holiday season off to a good start.

For the next 12 days (Dec 1st-12th), the staff of Nerd Bastards will be listing a few of their favorite nerdy things. Gadgets, doohickeys, thingamabobs and more – all sorts of  items that have been Nerd tested and Bastard approved.  Basically,  stuff you want, things you need, and everything you can’t have.

We hope you’ll  find some unique and nerdtastic gifts among our selections, and that they make their way under your tree, Menorah or Kwanzaa bush.

Hit the jump for Luke Gallagher’s list of Nerdful things. Check back tomorrow for Adam Donaldson’s list. To see archive of this feature, click HERE.

Keep your desk tidy and pristine by sticking all your junk into the Deadpool pencil holder. Non hardcore fans might not want to see Deadpool in this state. It is part of Gentle Giant’s line of Marvel desk accessories and it comes with two shuriken-shaped erasers and a soft plastic arrow fletching for a pencil cap.  Price: $88.99 [Entertainment Earth]

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I’m a huge Game of Thrones fan-boy. One of my favorite characters is Daenerys Targaryen. She’s beautiful, bad-ass and has baby dragons… I plan to name my (eventual) kid after her. This 7-inch limited edition bust is the perfect center piece for the Khaleesi fans out there, and their household shrines to her. Price: $124.99 [Entertainment Earth]

Wield He-Man’s Power Sword from your desk and swiftly open your mail!  Crafted in metal, the He-Man Power Sword letter opener measures approximately 7 inches long and stores nicely in the Castle Grayskull Business Card Holder (sold separately). Every time you open a letter you are obligated to shout “I HAVE THE POWER!!!” Price: $19.99 [ActionFigureExpress]

Behold, the officially licensed Batman Arkham City Riddler Trophy Full Scale Prop Replica! Masterfully sculpted and painted by the artisans at Project Triforce, the end result is the most authentic representation of the Riddler’s Trophy from the ultra-popular Batman: Arkham City video game. This polystone piece measures 19″ in height, weighs in at 8 pounds, and features working LED effect. I’d buy several and lay them around my town in nefarious puzzle locks, and have my friends foolishly try to collect them. Price: $87.50 [Triforce]

Gamers know all to well the curse of nourishing the body for extended play-time. It’s simple math.  No Sleep + No Food = No More Button Smashing. You want the maximum amount of play time with little interruption. While sleep is a cruel unavoidable mistress, food is another problem. Do you really want to get up and waste play time makin’ a hot pocket or bagel bites? While yummy, they’re big time wasters and messy. What you need is Gamer Grub, a tasty vitamin-infused, energy snack in a handy resealable pouch. They’re like candied trail-mix designed to keep your health meter up and keep your fingers and keyboard/controller grease and crumb free. It’s like the best thing to happen to gamers since Mountain Dew. Price: $2.99 [Gamergrub]

Like to collect nerdy things, but live with a controlling family member? Well, Captain America’s shield is a great way to nerdify your home. Parent or significant other walks in… what are they gonna do, ask you to take it down? That would be un-American. Display your nerdy patriotism proudly. Price: 59.99 [EntertainmentEarth]

You like tauntauns? Red nosed Wookies? Find Lando irresistible? Always thought that Bossk was a softie but never could prove it? Wondered what Salacious Crumb would look like in Christmas sweater? Do you love Christmas AND Star Wars?!!!!!! Well, look no longer. The STAR WARS Christmas Card 5 Pack is for you! [Etsy]

UD Replicas is a motorcycle outerwear company that makes functional super hero/scifi motorbike suits. They have replicas from The Dark Knight, Star War, Iron Man, Tron and more. While paying tribute to all the on-screen design elements, theses suits are engineered for the serious motorcycle rider offering a level of protection and flare the likes of which the Dark Knight himself would approve. You might get laughed at from a legit biker parading a round in one of these things, but the suit will protect you if you wanna throw down. Price: $998 and up.   [UDreplicas]

Smugglers agree, the best way to crack open a cold beer after completing the Kessel Run is with the Star Wars Millennium Falcon Bottle Opener. This highly detailed bottle opener is an exact replica of the Millennium Falcon…only a little smaller. Price: $19.99 [ThinkGeek]

Recreate the final showdown in Ghostbusters in comfort, with these Stay Puft footed hooded pajamas. Yes, this is an actually a thing! Price: 24.99 [Spencers]

Lastly, for those of you who have relatives with deep pockets, here’s the nerd gift of the century. A full sized, officially licensed TARDIS! It’s a made-to-order version, made from wood, and for the pittance of $4304. Not bigger on the inside. Time travel not included. [ThisPlanetEarth]

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  • Rory Pond

    If only I could get that TARDIS, I’d never come out of that beast.

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