Every day the internet produces an astounding amount of goodies and gems. Most hilarious, some amusing, but all worth at least a few seconds of your time. We here at Nerd Bastards try to bring you the best bits of news and nerdery the webz has to offer, with a bit of snark thrown in. But sometimes not everything makes the cut. Monday through Friday we’ll be bringing you our inbox leftovers, our forgotten bookmarks, the nerdy bits that simply slipped through the cracks. You can submit items to Nerdy Bits by emailing us at email@example.com.
ABOVE: Take my love, take my land. Take me where I cannot stand. I don’t care, I’m still free, you can’t take the NOMS from me. [Geekdad]
One does not simply walk into a book store and expect to see The Great Eye sitting upon a BARAD-DÛR box set. [ObviousWinner]
Delorean Cab. Pfft! You’ll never get to 88 MPH is New York traffic. [Neatorama]
If you cosplay as a Khajiit from The Elder Scrolls, does that categorize you as a furry? Can you avoid the social stigma if you’re wearing ebony armor? [FashionablyGeek]
Millennium Falcon ginger bread. It’s the ship that made the candy can run in less than 12 parsecs. [Nerdalicious]
Did you know that Sam Rockwell played the lead thug in 1990’s Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. *mind blow* [Reddit]
With the zombie apocalypse looming, you might want to consider this UTAS UTS-15 pump-action shotgun. This bad boy has two magazine tubes that each hold 7 shells apiece, plus one in the chamber for a total of 15 deadite stopping bullets. Where is your god now? [Geekologie]
What if JGL was Batman in the upcoming Justice League movie. He’s the Batman we deserve, but not the one we need right now. [It’s Just Some Random Guy]
A gamer oriented version of The Hunger Games… Contestants with Classic & Iconic video game weapons are thrown into battle against mindless first-person shooter soldiers.
Battle of Helms Deep in LEGO, with Chewbacca and… Voldermort? What the hell!? Meh, still a better love story than Twilight. [NerdApproved]
Christopher Lee Reads Nightmare Before Christmas. A bedtime story from Darth Tyranus… I knew the Sith had a soft side. [BuzzFeed]
Have you ever wondered what the Ringwraiths were up to during the rest of the Fellowship of the Ring? [TheMarySue]