Every day the internet produces an astounding amount of goodies and gems. Most hilarious, some amusing, but all worth at least a few seconds of your time. We here at Nerd Bastards try to bring you the best bits of news and nerdery the webz has to offer, with a bit of snark thrown in. But sometimes not everything makes the cut. Monday through Friday we’ll be bringing you our inbox leftovers, our forgotten bookmarks, the nerdy bits that simply slipped through the cracks. You can submit items to Nerdy Bits by emailing us at email@example.com.
ABOVE: Lucy Challenger Cosplaying as Spider-Man villain Carnage. Sexy but scary… I like it [CBM]
Hail Master Chief, full of grace. Cortana is with thee. Religious pun aside, this 50″x40 Halo stained glass art is magnificent. Uh… never mind, it’s priced at $4000. Holy hell that’s expensive. At that price, I’d rather buy Spartan armor, or a whole of cupcakes. Either or. [Etsy]
Glow in the dark Yoda tattoo. Protect your virginity, you have. [LikeCool]
Huge Star Wars collection selling on Craigslist for less than 1/3 of it’s value! It was supposedly appraised at $120,000. The seller is asking just $35,000. Eh, guess someone just realized Star Wars isn’t cool anymore.[NerdApproved]
Last spring, fans of Lego and Firefly were ecstatic about the possibility of a Serenity set being an official Lego product. The model was up for voting on CUUSOO and though it got plenty of votes, it didn’t get past Lego’s review board. Luckily for us, Browncoats don’t give up that easily – or at all.
Thomas Lockwood, the designer, put together a custom playset with over 2,000 Lego pieces that you can purchase and build your own Serenity. [Brothers Brick]
A wizard is never late or early, he arrives exactly when he means too…playing a bagpipe while riding a unicycle, of course! Loving the pink orc chasing him at the end. One does not simply run after Bagpipe-playing Gandalf on a unicycle and expect to catch up to him.[ObviousWinner]
Bane explains the importance of fiber in these (sadly fake) outtakes from The Dark Knight Rises. [io9]
What would your consoles say if they could talk? Once they hear about the bad reviews WiiU got, you’ll be back to playing them in NO time! [TheWarpZone]
Get your spoons and your bowls ready because this summer Captain Crunch, Lucky, and Trix Rabbit team up to take down the Quaker, a psychotic health nut bent on global cereal domination. This summer, breakfast fights back! [TheAwesomer]
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