Every day the internet produces an astounding amount of goodies and gems. Most hilarious, some amusing, but all worth at least a few seconds of your time. We here at Nerd Bastards try to bring you the best bits of news and nerdery the webz has to offer, with a bit of snark thrown in. But sometimes not everything makes the cut. Monday through Friday we’ll be bringing you our inbox leftovers, our forgotten bookmarks, the nerdy bits that simply slipped through the cracks. You can submit items to Nerdy Bits by emailing us at nerdybits@nerdbastards.com.

ABOVE: Every James Bond actor ever morphed into an image to create one bad-ass Super Bond. “Morphed”? Yeah, right… looks more like someone hit Roger Moore in the face with a shovel.   [NerdApproved]

Cosplay all-star Jessica Nigri dressed as female assassin from Assassin’s Creed III. It took me 10 minutes before I finally focused on the clothes. [Cosplay Blog]

He’s precisely what Star Wars taxidermy would look like. Personally, I’d sooner hang the head of George Lucas than I would a poor, misunderstood Rancor.  [Technabob]

FanArtExhibit imagines Amber Heard as Thor, with appropriately placed nipple plates!  [GAS]

Arcade Cabinet for the Modern Era… you know, ’cause it’s all minimalistic and shit. Blargh! The future sucks, man. Everything is so damn streamlined. I hate this. No character whatsoever. And, for $3000 no less? Pfft,  I wouldn’t buy this if it was built by baby Jesus.  [NerdApproved]

Black Cat’s Rolling Stone cover Submitted by Mad Mel Madigan. [FashionablyGeek]

Mattel’s ToyGuru previews it’s upcoming line of collectible Watchmen figures. The packaging looks like it cost more for them to make than the figures. [ToplessRobot]

What?!?! Hard of hearing Darth Vader. My favorite part is where Vader says what. [ObviousWinner]

Stark children Sansa (Sophie Turner), Arya (Maisie Williams), and Bran (Isaac Hempstead Wright) beatbox the Game of Thrones theme. Clearly, they are drunk with youth. [TheMarySue]

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