Nerdy Bits: Bustiest Powergirl Cosplay, Ode to Zelda On a Ukulele, Spongebob Porn Parody, Functional Iron Man Gauntlets, and MOAR!

- 01-22-13Cool Stuff, Cosplay, Funny Videos Posted by Luke Gallagher

Every day the internet produces an astounding amount of goodies and gems. Most hilarious, some amusing, but all worth at least a few seconds of your time. We here at Nerd Bastards try to bring you the best bits of news and nerdery the webz has to offer, with a bit of snark thrown in. But sometimes not everything makes the cut. Monday through Friday we’ll be bringing you our inbox leftovers, our forgotten bookmarks, the nerdy bits that simply slipped through the cracks. You can submit items to Nerdy Bits by emailing us at nerdybits@nerdbastards.com.

ABOVE: Here’s Cosplayer Yaya Han advocating the attention demanding benefits of a boob window with her Powergirl Cosplay. Yep, she has my full attention.  [CBM]

If, and when I have kids, I will teach them the Marvel alphabet. Gotta get em’ schooled in the ways of excelsior while they’re young.   [GAS]

Wearing this Gambit shirt will not give you kinetic energy. It will, however, protect your virginity. *Cajun accent* I guarantee it!  [FashionablyGeek]

Full body Mario and Pikachu spandex suits. Oh god, why!? [Kotaku]

Everybody’s gone surfin’  Surfin’ RD2D. Hmm, my attempt at a Star Wars/Beach Boys rift didn’t work out as I had hoped. Eh, oh well, won’t stop me from getting pitted on this knarly board.      [GeekTyrant]

NES Street Art. Now I have this strange compulsion to play Tetris. [ToplessRobot]

Because there are not enough cute girls playing video gamed theme love songs on ukulele, here’s Yotube user HelloIamDanica playing her ode to Zelda “Princess of Destiny”. [Dorkly]

Functional Iron Man Gauntlet that shoots real burning lasers. Prolly the most awesome way to way waste money on batteries. [ObviousWinner]

Skyrim Moving Company. 300? Bro, do you even lift? [Dorkly]

If you want to start your morning off with throwing up in your mouth a little, then check out out this. Spongebob porn parody. I kid you not, it’s a real thing. God, help us all. On a side note: It looks like Spongbob like he has sponge AIDS[Geekologie]

 

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  • IronDouche

    Mysterio for Q is a bit of a stretch. What about Quicksilver or Quasar? And Zemo for Z is surely iconic enough.

  • http://www.facebook.com/drewblank Drew A Blank

    Need a MARVEL ABC set with ALL the letters? Check it out! https://www.etsy.com/listing/98462098/abcs-of-super-3-poster-prints-of-marvel

  • http://www.facebook.com/jim.flunker Jim Flunker

    Don’t forget about Yeti for Y

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