Every day the internet produces an astounding amount of goodies and gems. Most hilarious, some amusing, but all worth at least a few seconds of your time. We here at Nerd Bastards try to bring you the best bits of news and nerdery the webz has to offer, with a bit of snark thrown in. But sometimes not everything makes the cut. Monday through Friday we’ll be bringing you our inbox leftovers, our forgotten bookmarks, the nerdy bits that simply slipped through the cracks. You can submit items to Nerdy Bits by emailing us at firstname.lastname@example.org.
ABOVE: Taun Taun calzone. And, I thought my Moms cooking smelled bad on the outside. [ClutzyGeek]
My girlfriend told me to stop gaming. Once! Jokes about spousal abuse aside, this is makeup artist OXBLOODRAYNE1989XO impressively takes a ps3 controller to the face as a violent video gamer zombie. [ObviousWinner]
Functional NES Wooden coffee table. If you (or your parents) can afford a wall of games and systems, then you (they) can drop $7,200 on this bad-boy. It’s well worth it. [Geekologie]
Sexy retro Catwoman cosplay by Madam Mercy. Tis’ purrfect.
Pee Wee Cycling suit. It is not recommended to wear this suit while pleasuring yourself in an adult theater. [FashionablyGeek]
Han solo carbonite birthday cake from best wife ever. [SlashFilm]
Geeky bowties, because bowties are cool. [PwnLove]
Homemade Star Trek Into Darkness trailer. Where no trailer has gone before. Because, Dammit Jim, I’m a doctor, not a hollywood film producer. [FilmDrunk]
How J.J. got Star Wars. When the Dark Lord of the Sith phones, you answer the call! [GAS]
Ex Green Ranger (Jason David Frank) breaks world record for karate chopping wood blocks while skydiving. Yep, nothing I can say will be cooler or funnier than the previous sentence. The set-up sells itself. [Geekologie]
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