Every day the internet produces an astounding amount of goodies and gems. Most hilarious, some amusing, but all worth at least a few seconds of your time. We here at Nerd Bastards try to bring you the best bits of news and nerdery the webz has to offer, with a bit of snark thrown in. But sometimes not everything makes the cut. Monday through Friday we’ll be bringing you our inbox leftovers, our forgotten bookmarks, the nerdy bits that simply slipped through the cracks. You can submit items to Nerdy Bits by emailing us at email@example.com.
ABOVE: Batman fighting a great white snowman. I have no comment, other than, it’s too bad that Danny Elfman music doesn’t just play in the atmosphere every time that it snows. [ObviousWinner]
Mortal Kombat Kitana mousepad. I guess this is where I’m supposed to say ‘FINISH ON HER!!!” [Geekologie]
Officially the hottest Cyclops and the greatest cosplayer at Comic-Con 2012. [FashionblyGeek]
You know what’s terrible? Being alone, and being hungry. Have no fear, we have the solution for not one but both of those problems. Introducing the Aperture Science Companionship Inducing Food Carrying Device, or more simply the Companion Cube Lunchbox. [ThinkGeek]
This Steepletone novelty telephone may resemble a 1920′s phone box, but technologically, it is completely up to date with the Police Box becoming famous again with the return of the hit TV show, Doctor Who. [GeekTyrant]
In a street corner far, far away… [GAS]
Two nerdlings Madelinne and Doug got married recently. They themed their ceremony around their favorite show. You’ll recognize their wedding as Firefly-themed with Doug starring as Captain Malcolm Reynolds and Madelinne as Inara Serra. [OffBeatBride]
Lightsaber bottle opener. A little force may be required. Mehe… see what I did there? [ThatsNerdalicious]
Star Wars Yoda cupid Valentine’s Day card. Love you, I do. [Etsy]
Homeland RPG. All the gritty realism of an hourlong cable drama with all the fun of turn-based JRPG battles.
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