Nerdy Bits: Crysis 3 Body Paint, Pokemon Rap, Tickle Me Elmo in Carbonite, Les Misrables Sung in Voice of Gollum, and MOAR!
Every day the internet produces an astounding amount of goodies and gems. Most hilarious, some amusing, but all worth at least a few seconds of your time. We here at Nerd Bastards try to bring you the best bits of news and nerdery the webz has to offer, with a bit of snark thrown in. But sometimes not everything makes the cut. Monday through Friday we’ll be bringing you our inbox leftovers, our forgotten bookmarks, the nerdy bits that simply slipped through the cracks. You can submit items to Nerdy Bits by emailing us at email@example.com
ABOVE: Crysis 3 is a video game that is pretty to look at, and wouldn’t you know it, so is this nanosuit body paint from former Pussycat Doll singer Ashley Roberts [FashionablyGeek]
Pac-Man seats. Safe for everyone, except goats. Oops, that was a typo. I meant “ghosts”, but I’m sure this chair wouldn’t be acceptable for goats either. [Technabob]
TARDIS lantern, because stained glass lanterns are cool. [TheMarySue]
Middle Earth map dress. I wonder if it will lead me to her Hobbit hole. [GeekAlerts]
Some nerd remastered a 320×240 Doom Screenshot into stunning 9600×7211-Pixel Photoshop. Proving, once again, some dudes just have way to much time on their hands. [Gizmodo]
Here we are with another Crysis 3 entry. This time, it’s real life exploding arrows. Me gusta le BOOM BOOM! [NerdApproved]
Someone tossed Tickle Me Elmo in carbonite. Is OK, he knows you love him anyway. [BoingBoing]
Pokemon Rap. 99 Mews and a glitch ain’t one. [Dorkly]
Guy sings Les Miserables song in the voice of Gollum. Yep, videos like this is why we have the internet. Enjoy. [Geekologie]
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