If You Can’t Wait for Tuesday, Watch a Crappy, Leaked Version of the New ‘Iron Man 3’ Trailer Right Here
Tomorrow the new trailer for Iron Man 3 is premiering and it’s expected to be chocked full of new footage. Can’t wait? It appears the trailer has already screened in Mexico and fan from below the border filmed it in amazing, crappy, cellphone quality and uploaded it. You can watch the video below, though I don’t know why you would. The quality really is atrocious. Oh, and the audio’s in Spanish. But if you’re that impatient, here ya go,
Here’s a translation for those who can’t understand Español,
Tony Stark: I can’t sleep.
President: When you elected me, I made you a promise: that I would defend this nation at all costs. The Mandarin must to be stopped.
Mandarin: You don’t know who I am. I will attack them when they least expect it.
Reporter to Tony Stark: What will you do about these attacks?
Aldrich Killian: The world will be watching for it.
Reporter: The question is: where is Tony Stark?
Tony Stark to Pepper Potts: Everything is different now. I must protect the only thing that matters in my life and that’s you.
Mandarin: Mr. Stark, today is the first day of the rest of your life.
Tony Stark to Pepper Potts: Run!
Mandarin: I will give you a choice: to have an empty life or a worthy death.
Tony Stark: You are not a man. You are no more than a maniac. You don’t scare me. There are no politics behind this, just typical revenge.
Tony Stark: We need reinforcements.
Rhodey: That’s your job.
Tony Stark: My friends have arrived.
The official trailer will release tomorrow. Until then, what did you see that you’re currently freakin’ the fuck out about? Hulkbuster armor, maybe? It sure looked like it was in there.