Every day the internet produces an astounding amount of goodies and gems. Most hilarious, some amusing, but all worth at least a few seconds of your time. We here at Nerd Bastards try to bring you the best bits of news and nerdery the webz has to offer, with a bit of snark thrown in. But sometimes not everything makes the cut. Monday through Friday we’ll be bringing you our inbox leftovers, our forgotten bookmarks, the nerdy bits that simply slipped through the cracks. You can submit items to Nerdy Bits by emailing us at

Above: Remember Aaahh!! Real Monsters, you children of the 90s? Because I do, and seriously, all the awards to this guy dressed as Krumm. [Fashionably Geek]


Hey, Ice King! Why so sad? Is it because someone sculpted you out of snow and didn’t give you any princesses? That stinks, dude. [Geekologie]



DeviantArtist M99moron, who lives in Germany, collaborated with DeviantArtist ShinodaGE, who lives in Argentina, to create this excellent Portal Pony creation. Through the science of Portals , and the magic of Ponies, Pinkie Pie can be in Germany and gaze out at sunny Argentina. [Nerd Approved]


Make up artist Allison Chase painted these ladies with the house sigils of Hogwarts and I’m madly jealous. I want to have the raven of Ravenclaw of the snake of Slytherin emblazoned on my back. Make sure you check out more of Allison’s work at her Facebook page. [Fashionably Geek]


How could you say know to this little plush Rancor? It’s impossible. Pick him up, and a few friends like a Tauntaun, Wampa, or Wookiee, at Big Bad Toy Store. [The Mary Sue]


Mmm, I’d lay seige to this Winterfell any day. With my mouth. Do you see those Reese’s Cups? Not anymore, I eated them. Created by Liquorsnapper, see more close-ups at Geekologie.


This chick,  Kayane, is so good at Soul Calibur V she doesn’t even need to look at the screen to defeat you. That’s badass. Jump to about 2:30 in the video to see her kickin’ ass. [Kotaku]

In a new web series from Break Media,  Tony Swatton recreates famous weapons from TV and film. Above see his create Jaime Lannister’s sword, and on other episodes of Man at Arms you can see him work on Finn’s sword from Adventure Time and even James Bond’s Oddjob’s deadly bowler. [Laughing Squid]

Eric Calderone is back with another fantastic metal version of a TV show’s theme. This time, BBC’s Sherlock. I think he should tackle Downton Abbey next. Come one, you know The Dowager could appreciate a good metal theme. [Laughing Squid]


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