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Every day the internet produces an astounding amount of goodies and gems. Most hilarious, some amusing, but all worth at least a few seconds of your time. We here at Nerd Bastards try to bring you the best bits of news and nerdery the webz has to offer, with a bit of snark thrown in. But sometimes not everything makes the cut. Monday through Friday we’ll be bringing you our inbox leftovers, our forgotten bookmarks, the nerdy bits that simply slipped through the cracks. You can submit items to Nerdy Bits by emailing us at

ABOVE: I, for one, always thought E.T. was insanely creepy looking. That little, long necked, alien bastard haunted many of my dreams. Painting him on a child’s face doesn’t make him any less horrifying, either. It makes him worse! Fears aside, I have to commend the artistry fro Christy Lewis of Daizy Design Face Painting. Truly, she makes the most astonishing face paints. You see the character and forget there’s a human face behind it. Wow! [FashionablyGeek]


Millennium Falcon sled… being pulled by a tractor beam of fatherly love.  [Technabob]


Batman’s Tumbler mashed-up with 1960’s Batmobile. Anyone imagining Adam West saying “Swear to me!!” and “Where are the drugs?” [GeekTyrant]


Mighty Morphin Power Rangers bikini. Betcha Zordon’s got a hard-on…  [FashionablyGeek]


Danish news stations hilariously mistakes Assassin’s Creed rendering for Syrian skyline. Next thing you know, FOX News will be citing Nerd Bastards! [Geekologie]


Insanely detailed 1/6th scale Dragonborn statue from The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim. Preorder now for delivery in Q4 2013. Price $329.99. Fus ro dough… that’s a lot of money! [NerdApproved]

An entertaining Starcraft fan film featuring  Stacey Roy all suited up in Ghost gear. Acting, directing and special effects leave little to be desired, but what do you expect from a fan film? Eh, just watch it for the pretty lady. [FG]

Ever wonder what Game of Thrones would look like if it were made in the 90’s? Yep… it doesn’t get more 90’s than that! I miss intros like this. If nothing else they made it super easy to learn the names of the actors. [TheMarySue]

And now, T-Shirts You Gotta Buy…TODAY! (Before they’re gone.)




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