Every day the internet produces an astounding amount of goodies and gems. Most hilarious, some amusing, but all worth at least a few seconds of your time. We here at Nerd Bastards try to bring you the best bits of news and nerdery the webz has to offer, with a bit of snark thrown in. But sometimes not everything makes the cut. Monday through Friday we’ll be bringing you our inbox leftovers, our forgotten bookmarks, the nerdy bits that simply slipped through the cracks. You can submit items to Nerdy Bits by emailing us at

ABOVE: I know what you’re thinking, hey, that’s Christian Bale in American Psycho. WRONG! This is dude who must have made some sorta deal with the devil and looks uncannily like Bale. Who then dresses like Bale’s characters to fuck with people. Hey, wouldn’t you? [Reddit via Fashionably Geek]


Snailvengers…ASSEMBLE! Eh, this might take a while. See more geeky crochet work at Laura Partridge‘s Etsy shop. [The Mary Sue]


Remember when Rogue lived in the Savage Land and lost most 0f her costume? Of course you do, which is why you must appreciate this stunning cosplay. [Fashionably Geek]


Gotta love this simple, yet poignant Firefly tattoo. [Fashionably Geek]



GQ has cast Game of Thrones, with cats. This is the internet, don’t act surprised.


Speaking of Game of Thrones, imagine if this were the story Peter Falk read to Fred Savage on his day home, sick from school. Well, you don’t have to, HBO did it for you. Well played.

Sure, their ping pong skills may not be all that impressive, but when’s the last time you accidentally “ping-ponged” the tune to Super Mario Bros., hmm? [Geek Tyrant]

Last week we saw a version of the original Donkey Kong that had been modded to allow Pauline to rescue Mario, no it’s Zelda’s turn to do the rescuing in her own game. Learn more about this hacked version of The Legend of Zelda of the Kenna’s blog. [Technabob]

DINKLAGE DUBSTEP! Yup, celebrating the career of Peter Dinklage, most recently capped off with his amazing performance as Tyrion on Game of Thrones, Screen Junkies have mixed up this little tribute. [Laughing Squid]


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