Nerdy Bits: Lady Captain America Body Paint, Pornstar Kimberly Kane as Wonder Woman, Disney Daenerys, Everything Wrong With The Hobbit, and MOAR!
Every day the internet produces an astounding amount of goodies and gems. Most hilarious, some amusing, but all worth at least a few seconds of your time. We here at Nerd Bastards try to bring you the best bits of news and nerdery the webz has to offer, with a bit of snark thrown in. But sometimes not everything makes the cut. Monday through Friday we’ll be bringing you our inbox leftovers, our forgotten bookmarks, the nerdy bits that simply slipped through the cracks. You can submit items to Nerdy Bits by emailing us at firstname.lastname@example.org.
ABOVE: Captain America body paint. Oh Captain, my Captain…I’ll be in my Quinjet. [FashionablyGeek]
Magic card dress. I’d make a joke about protecting one’s virginity, but that rule doesn’t work when you’re a girl. Nerdy displays like this just make you a greater object of desires, to nerds anyway. [Geekologie]
Every year, the British town of Weston-super-Mare hosts a sand-sculpting competition, and… look at this, isn’t it precious? An impressive act of nerdery, indeed. Though, I don’t remember Gollum have such well manicured finger nails. [TheMarySue]
This is porn star Kimberly Kane as Wonder Woman, from a forthcoming Axel Braun movie. I gotta admit, their Wonder Woman costume is better than anything DC’s put out in live-action. [ToplessRobot]
What Daenerys would look like if Disney did a kiddie version of Game of Thrones. Great in concept, but it will never happen. When the sun rises in the west and sets in the east, when the seas go dry and mountains blow in the wind, then this will happen, not before. [NerdApproved]
A letter to Sauron from a concerned Orc. [Dorkly]
Everything wrong with The Hobbit in 4 minutes or less. A lot of these sins are kinda clutching at straws, but still, it made with the funny. [Dorkly]