Nerdy Bits: My Life-Size Plush Little Pony, Exploding TARDIS Tights, Teenage Average Normal Turtles, and MOAR!
Every day the internet produces an astounding amount of goodies and gems. Most hilarious, some amusing, but all worth at least a few seconds of your time. We here at Nerd Bastards try to bring you the best bits of news and nerdery the webz has to offer, with a bit of snark thrown in. But sometimes not everything makes the cut. Monday through Friday we’ll be bringing you our inbox leftovers, our forgotten bookmarks, the nerdy bits that simply slipped through the cracks. You can submit items to Nerdy Bits by emailing us at firstname.lastname@example.org.
Above: You’d have to be a bounty hunter to have the dexterity to squeeze into this number. The latest latex dress from Shhh! Couture is modeled on Boba Fett and features his unique design and a cape! [Fashionably Geek]
I mean, in a way, it really is bigger on the inside. [Doctor Who and the T.A.R.D.I.S.]
Holy. Shit. That’s a big pony. Created by DeviantArtist MagnaStorm in 8-10 hrs this giant Pinkie Pie is 55 inches tall. Pretty soon she’ll be taking custom orders, so start saving your pennies now. Your own giant pony will set you back a grand – yes, $1000 – and another $300 to have it shipped. But come on, that’s chump change for owning your own, life size pony. [Nerd Approved]
Some White Walkers are very in to the later part of massacre and then creepily display their corpses part of being a White Walker. [Winter is Coming]
With Conan taping in Atlanta last week it was only a time before they ran into some of the zombie apocalypse’s survivors. [Nerdist]
Teenage Average Normal Turtles! Teenage Average Normal Turtles! Turtles in a glass cage. Norman turtles. [Laughing Squid]
Jurassic Park is back in theatres! Did you check it out in 3D this weekend? Yeah, I don’t blame ya, but it would be kind of cool just to see it on the big screen again. Check out this awesome remix anyway, maybe then you’ll find yourself with the urge to go back to Jurassic Park. [The Mary Sue]
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