Well, I never thought it would happen, but enough is enough. I’ve had my fill of trailers, clips, quotes, stills, teasers, and toys. I can’t take anymore! Just wheel me into the theater and let me watch the movie in peace. Wait, I do want that 32 ounce big gulp with the Iron Man 3 logo and silly straw, and some of that nacho cheese squirting out of that plastic Mandarian head’s mouth. Go on, give it another pump or two, I like an embarrassingly large amount of processed cheese-like by-product on my stale movie theater nachos.
Seriously, I am so pumped to see this movie and when I saw that another TV spot had come out I could taste the orange juice from this morning’s breakfast making it’s way back up to burn the back of my throat.
Watch the spot below, I’m gonna go gargle.
Marvel Studios’ “Iron Man 3″ pits brash-but-brilliant industrialist Tony Stark/Iron Man against an enemy whose reach knows no bounds. When Stark finds his personal world destroyed at his enemy’s hands, he embarks on a harrowing quest to find those responsible. This journey, at every turn, will test his mettle. With his back against the wall, Stark is left to survive by his own devices, relying on his ingenuity and instincts to protect those closest to him. As he fights his way back, Stark discovers the answer to the question that has secretly haunted him: does the man make the suit or does the suit make the man?
Starring Robert Downey Jr., Gwyneth Paltrow, Don Cheadle, Guy Pearce, Rebecca Hall, Stephanie Szostak, James Badge Dale with Jon Favreau and Ben Kingsley, “Iron Man 3″ is directed by Shane Black from a screenplay by Drew Pearce and Shane Black and is based on Marvel’s iconic Super Hero Iron Man, who first appeared on the pages of “Tales of Suspense” (#39) in 1963 and had his solo comic book debut with “The Invincible Iron Man” (#1) in May of 1968.