Godzilla (or, a series of murals of Godzilla) has been sighted in San Diego by a horde of people who pointed, yelled, and then moved their mouths to signify yelling.
Legendary Pictures is responsible for this display of graffiti to promote their appearance at San Diego Comic Con for the building-sized lizard monster’s coming out party (because SPOILER ALERT: He’s gay!).
Unfortunately, Legendary chose to go with this marketing plan instead of simply plastering a picture of Matthew Broderick’s face with a well worded, and billboard sized apology for the last Godzilla film.
Will we get a more full look at Godzilla during SDCC? Perhaps some profile shots, something festive for Summer Solstice cards and also, maybe some naughty bourdoir pics? We’ll have to wait to find out, that is unless there is some kind of Pac Rim post credits amazingness that begins with Godzilla and a Kaiju eating a Shawarma restaurant and ends with more cum on the floor of the theater than the last time Paul Reubens and Fred Willard went to a double feature. It’s just too bad that none of you will ever know, since you’re going to go see Grown Ups 2 instead.
Here are the rest of the pics:
Godzilla drops on May 16, 2014 in a theater near me, and that is all I care about.