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I don’t hate myself enough to actually watch SyFy‘s made-for-cable films. However, there’s a part of me that just loves the fact that we live in a world where a project like “Ultraslug vs. Pirahnasaurus” starring the finest actors the late 1980s Hollywood B-List can offer can actually get made.

I mean, just look at this thing…Mother lovin’ SHARKNADO! If a 5 year old came up with this concept, you’d send him to the “special” class, and make sure he’s no longer given access to pointy objects.

Dig the synopsis:

When a freak hurricane swamps Los Angeles, thousands of sharks terrorize the waterlogged populace. And when the high-speed winds form tornadoes in the desert, nature’s deadliest killer rules water, land, and air.

Someone made a movie about tornadoes made of sharks…on PURPOSE!

I don’t know if this is the most awesome idea in the history of civilization–or a harbinger of the apocalypse. Maybe that’s why the world didn’t end in 2012 like the Mayans told us: Because Sharknado hadn’t been made yet.

Below is the new trailer, which SyFy and The Asylum seem to be implying is so violent it shouldn’t even be shown on TV. That’s a bit of an exaggeration, but it does give a pretty good impression of what to expect from a–let’s call it a “movie”–like this:

(UPDATE: NerdBastards did indeed cover this film last week, but that was only a teaser trailer from the SyFy website…THIS is the full Sharknado experience right here…)

Source: /Film

Category: Film, TV, WTF?

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