game of thrones cake

Every day the internet produces an astounding amount of goodies and gems. Most hilarious, some amusing, but all worth at least a few seconds of your time. We here at Nerd Bastards try to bring you the best bits of news and nerdery the webz has to offer, with a bit of snark thrown in. But sometimes not everything makes the cut. Monday through Friday we’ll be bringing you our inbox leftovers, our forgotten bookmarks, the nerdy bits that simply slipped through the cracks. You can submit items to Nerdy Bits by emailing us at

ABOVE: I do not know why anyone in their right mind would want to have a Game of Thrones themed wedding, that’s asking for disaster and death but I suppose if you’re going to go for it, you might as well have this glorious cake! I really hope the insides of the cake are red velvet. [Neatorama]


 Sure, there are a lot of lamps that will project stars onto your ceiling, but this one projects accurate constellations and comes in 4 different models, to correspond with the seasons. These lamps start at $1000 but they are simply gorgeous. [Geekologie]


This awesome cutaway model of the USS Enterprise shows every detail of the starship! You can see every room inside the Enterprise! The 8″ model is available from ThinkGeek. [Geeks Are Sexy]


If you missed @ClassicDW tweet this last week, here’s your second chance to see this amazing replica of the inside of the original TARDIS. It was on display at Comic Con Paris. After all of the bells and whistles on the newer versions of the TARDIS it’s refreshing to see a simplified version of Sexy. [Technabob]

hero tutu

Sometimes I think we should rename my Nerdy Bits columns to “Girly Bits” because I post so much geek girl stuff but then I think people might get the wrong idea about the content of the column. In any case, these mini superhero tutus from ThinkGeek are super rad and I need them all now. [Fashionably Geek]

Fett journal

Every bounty hunter needs a journal in which to record their targets. Right? [Etsy]


Come to the Dark Side. We have beer and VODKA. [Topless Robot]



Meredith Placko gives you a step by step guide on how to cosplay. I’m very glad she doesn’t skip the all important step of PANIC. [Geeks Are Sexy]


It was Tesla’s birthday yesterday! Celebrate with this finger puppet from Neatorama!

There’s nothing geekier than SCIENCE and now you can make sure that your nerd trivia is up to par by making sure you aren’t under any of these common science misconceptions.

The ultimate console smackdown, West Side Story style! [Kotaku]


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1up soda

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