Every day the internet produces an astounding amount of goodies and gems. Most hilarious, some amusing, but all worth at least a few seconds of your time. We here at Nerd Bastards try to bring you the best bits of news and nerdery the webz has to offer, with a bit of snark thrown in. But sometimes not everything makes the cut. Monday through Friday we’ll be bringing you our inbox leftovers, our forgotten bookmarks, the nerdy bits that simply slipped through the cracks. You can submit items to Nerdy Bits by emailing us at

ABOVE: Necronomicon bikini. Completely ignoring the beautiful half-nekkid girl, what’s up with the brown stuff in the background? Did she have a date with poop monster from Dogma or something? [ObviousWinner]


Realistic Pokeball replicas. For 100+ dollars, they better look real.  Also, this one time, I got my penis stuck in one [Geekologie]


Star Wars mens R2-D2 and Boba Fett onesies. [FashionablyGeek]


Lyndsey Elaine as a le sexy Two Face. I call dibs on the (normal looking) Dent side.  [ComicBookMovie]


Mario Golf, in cake form. For that one guy that likes a Mario Gold. [ThatsNerdalicious]


AT-AT bookcase for kid’s room. Yeah, sure, “kids room”. [NerdApproved]

Top 10 William Shatner’s Captain Kirk fight moves. You don’t fight The Shat, The Shat fights you.  [Daily Motion]

Wow, Mega Man the REAL bad guy? Never really looked at it this way. There’s two sides to a robot, I guess.  [Dorkly]

Star Wars speed dating at the Mos Eisley Cantina. These are not the boyfriends you’re looking for…[GammaSquad]

Superheroes introducing themselves – supercut. Just in case you didn’t know who they where because of the movie’s title, they’re gonna tell you flat out. [screenjunkies]


And now, T-Shirts You Gotta Buy…TODAY! (Before they’re gone.)




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And don’t forget the ever-popular official Nerd Bastards tee available at Red Bubble:


Category: Cool Stuff, Cosplay