Every day the internet produces an astounding amount of goodies and gems. Most hilarious, some amusing, but all worth at least a few seconds of your time. We here at Nerd Bastards try to bring you the best bits of news and nerdery the webz has to offer, with a bit of snark thrown in. But sometimes not everything makes the cut. Monday through Friday we’ll be bringing you our inbox leftovers, our forgotten bookmarks, the nerdy bits that simply slipped through the cracks. You can submit items to Nerdy Bits by emailing us at email@example.com.
Oh dear god. If someone tattooed the one ring inscription on me UPSIDE-DOWN I would throw them into the fires of Mount Doom. [Geekologie]
Can you imagine how awesome a Medieval Batman would be? Nearly everything on this scalemaille suit of Bat-armor was handmade by Etsy seller CreationsChristopher. The suit weighs 60 pounds and took over 350 hours to complete. It’s obviously pricey, but how could any Batman fan say no to a one of a kind piece like this?
TARDIS console cakes are pretty rare, in fact, I don’t think I’ve ever seen one before. This cake is even more special because it’s the 8th Doctor’s console! This cake was part of the extreme nerd wedding of geeks Justin and Clara that also included a Portal cake and a Harry Potter themed venue map. That’s Nerdalicious has more images from the event.
Wow. I am pretty sure you’ll find every classic gaming character in this mosaic – which, by the way, is made out of 10,511 LEGOs. This intricate piece is available for sale on Etsy. Proceeds will benefit a local school. [Geeks Are Sexy]
Ohhh I think Lady Predators might become a thing. I’m okay with that. However, while I loved the one we posted yesterday, I’m not too sure about this one. I can not deny that the mask is beyond stellar, I’m not sold on the rest of the outfit. [Fashionably Geek]
It’s dangerous to go alone! So get hitched with these Zelda inspired wedding rings from Takayas custom jewelry! Zelda wedding rings are pretty popular, but these are really pretty. I love the detail on the engagement ring. [Geeks Are Sexy]
I want to live in this alternate reality where the Emperor not only sounds like Mark Hamill but has the personality of the Joker. Youtuber Parry Hotter spliced Hamill’s voice acting work as the Joker from Batman animated TV shows with Return of the Jedi. It makes the Emperor far creepier. [i09]
As the dorks at Dorkly remind us with this video, even Superman can have a bad day.
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