Nerdy Bits: Princess Leia in a Corset, Braid Your Hair Like You’re From Westeros, Watch Mike Tyson Play Mike Tyson’s Punch-Out, and MOAR!!!
Every day the internet produces an astounding amount of goodies and gems. Most hilarious, some amusing, but all worth at least a few seconds of your time. We here at Nerd Bastards try to bring you the best bits of news and nerdery the webz has to offer, with a bit of snark thrown in. But sometimes not everything makes the cut. Monday through Friday we’ll be bringing you our inbox leftovers, our forgotten bookmarks, the nerdy bits that simply slipped through the cracks. You can submit items to Nerdy Bits by emailing us at email@example.com.
Superman beard. Finally, a legitimate excuse to use the trimmer side if those stupid expensive Mach razors from Gillet. [GAS]
This Guy found Hyrule. A good place to defend his virginity. [NerdApproved]
Bilbo Cake. I will have this for second breakfast. [ThatsNerdalicious]
Alien Queen soap. When you drop the soap in space, everyone will hear your scream. [Technabob]
Braid your hair like you’re from Westeros. Today’s gonna be a great day, imma Sansa Stark my pubes! [FashionablyGeek]
Watch a ridiculously impressive 20 second game of Tetris. I did this once while drunk. No, no I didn’t. Alcohol only makes you think you’re a titan of Tetris. [NerdApproved]
It’s Always Sunny of Tatooine – ‘The Gang Blows Up Tatooine”. What does happen when one over worked Stormtrooper stumbles upon a major conspiracy? [Dorkly]
Mike Tyson playing Mike Tyson’s Punch Out for the first time in almost 26 years. Shut your eyes and this sounds like the most awkward recording of uncomfortable sex noises. “Up the ass”… *shudders* [Geekologie]
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