Every day the internet produces an astounding amount of goodies and gems. Most hilarious, some amusing, but all worth at least a few seconds of your time. We here at Nerd Bastards try to bring you the best bits of news and nerdery the webz has to offer, with a bit of snark thrown in. But sometimes not everything makes the cut. Monday through Friday we’ll be bringing you our inbox leftovers, our forgotten bookmarks, the nerdy bits that simply slipped through the cracks. You can submit items to Nerdy Bits by emailing us at

Above: Fionna has seem some shit, guys, and is now totally apocalypse prepared. Cosplay by KaitoEinsam, head on over to Fashionably Geek for more.


Umm, yeah, so, let me introduce you to dinosaur erotica. A completely real and by no means made up genre of “literature”. No really, I wish I was joking, but I’m not. [Geekologie]


Went out and bought GTA V last night and my disc looks like this. This is like a thing they’re doing, right? I should be concerned? [Obvious Winner]


We’ve all been there, but if you ask me, always dirty kid –  which should actually read always sticky kid – was the worst. No way you wanted to handle the controller after them. [Dorkly]


Can’t decide which department of Starfleet you want to rep? Why not all three!? This genius tattoo was designed by Jason at Phat Kat Tattoos in Houston, Texas. [Fashionably Geek]


I’ve never been one to watch Dancing With The Stars, but you get Bill Nye the Science Guy on there and I’m tuning in every week! That is, until he’s voted off. Ah well, at least he got to dance the robot before he left. And with an injured knee at that! [The Mary Sue]

The Riben Collective recaps all five seasons of Breaking Bad to REM’s “It’s the End of the World as We Know It (And I Feel Fine)”. Spoilers, obviously. [Laughing Squid]


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Category: Cool Stuff, Cosplay