Nerdy Bits: Gorgeous Iron Man/Wonder Woman Body Paint, Sexting Skeletor, Superhero Squirrel, Pokemon Dubstep & MOAR!!!
Every day the internet produces an astounding amount of goodies and gems. Most hilarious, some amusing, but all worth at least a few seconds of your time. We here at Nerd Bastards try to bring you the best bits of news and nerdery the webz has to offer, with a bit of snark thrown in. But sometimes not everything makes the cut. Monday through Friday we’ll be bringing you our inbox leftovers, our forgotten bookmarks, the nerdy bits that simply slipped through the cracks. You can submit items to Nerdy Bits by emailing us at email@example.com.
ABOVE: Mara Thalia as Iron Man & Wonder Woman with the help of body paint. Proving once again that you came for the comics, but stayed for the pr0n. [CBM]
DeviantArtist Santiago-Perez decided to photoshop this squirrel into superhero costumes. Why? Very rarely do woodland creatures strike such bad-ass poses. This Squirrel did not want to be painted like one of your French girls, he wanted something worthy of his nutty heroics. [FashionablyGeek]
Predator carved out of a tree. I’d put this out on Halloween in front of a bowl of candy and put a motion sensor in it. Every time a kid walks by, it would say “want some candy, mother fucker”. [ObivousWinner]
Game of Thrones pumkin. Someone needs to carve a Joffrey one, so that I can slap the hell out of it. [TVOM]
Whoa, Skeletor has really let himself go… and he’s texting? I bet he’s tweeting “He-Man is such a boob lol”. Or, maybe he’s sexting Evil Lynn: “wanna get boned?”. [ToplessRobot]
Have you ever wanted to be a part of Star Wars? Etsy seller FeatherStonePortrait will use his Alias Art series to put you into the movie through a painting. Just give him a picture and a great idea to get started. Be choked out by Vader, ride a Bantha, frozen in carbonite… now is your chance to be immortalized. [Technabob]
From the floor at New York Comic Con 2013 . Nick Furry!
What if a Pokemon’s cry was their name? Now I get why they changed it in the cartoons. [Dorkly]
Pokemon Dubstep by Lindsey Stirling. I don’t like Pokemon (stopped liking them after they started looking like they were drawn by Micheal J Fox) but this is fucking awesome. [TheMarySue]
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