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Every day the internet produces an astounding amount of goodies and gems. Most hilarious, some amusing, but all worth at least a few seconds of your time. We here at Nerd Bastards try to bring you the best bits of news and nerdery the webz has to offer, with a bit of snark thrown in. But sometimes not everything makes the cut. Monday through Friday we’ll be bringing you our inbox leftovers, our forgotten bookmarks, the nerdy bits that simply slipped through the cracks. You can submit items to Nerdy Bits by emailing us at nerdybits@nerdbastards.com

ABOVE: How do you get semen stains out of a Wookiee couch? I’m asking for a friend. [Technabob]


This Bioshock-ing Cosplay is by Ver1sa and UebaQQ. Man, I’m so used to seeing average looking people Cosplay. These new cosplayers make me feel fat and out of shape. [FashionablyGeek]


Zboard made this lithium powered Hoverboard from Back to the Future that can help to cure PARKINSON’S DISEASE, get about 20 miles per charge and hit 18mph where/when you will undoubtedly see some serious shit.[ObviousWinner]


This is the officially licensed Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle shell backpack available for $55 preorder from the Big Bad Toy Store. The bag even comes with the nunchucks and sai seen. They only thing it can’t carry, is your dignity. [Geekologie]

Arkham Origins Rock Opera (a Batman musical parody). It’s actually quite good – costumes, sounds, lyrics. This is what that Gotham road show should have been. [Random Encounters]

Channel your inner Tony Stark and build a wearable glowing reactor for your Iron Man costume. [GeeksAreSexy]

Hylian Skinhead by Linkye West. This is the kind of thing that hurts me as a Zelda fan. [Kotaku]

Rock out to Assassin’s Creed anthem while you watch Man At Arms Master Swordsmith Tony Swatton creating the Hidden Blade. [NerdApproved]

“THORSDAY”: Fan-Made “Friday” parody video celebrating Thor: The Darkworld. Congratulations. They made this song not suck as much. [CBM]

And now, T-Shirts You Gotta Buy… TODAY! (Before they’re gone.)



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