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I’m gonna wait until after the jump to show you these things–you’re welcome.

I’ll never be able to hear Obi-Wan explain to Luke how the Force “penetrates” us the same way again…

These “creative” additions to the multi-billion dollar SW merchandising empire are the brainchildren of Balasz Sarmai–the artist who gave kinky nerddom the infamous Avengers sex toys. They’re actually just repainted and re-marketed versions of toys already available from a company called LELO.

There’s only three so far: C-3PO, R2-D2, and Stormtrooper varieties (see below).

And for the night’s final corny Star Wars sex joke: I’m not sure how the Stormtrooper vibrator is supposed to work, but I’ll bet it misses the G-spot every time.

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Source: Geekologie

Category: Film, Nerd Culture, WTF?

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