Sony‘s latest run at making a decent Spider-man movie has released its latest trailer for director Marc Webb‘s The Amazing Spider-Man 2 to the Internet today. Prepare yourself for a ton of nerd rage about the whole Rhino suit. Not sure what I’m talking about?
The trouble I’m having is that on the one hand, is that I’m really digging the whole Oscorp secrets storyline and I love a lot of the actors and actresses involved (Andrew Garfield, Emma Stone, Jamie Foxx, Dane DeHaan, Paul Giamatti, Chris Cooper, Sally Field) in this latest incarnation of the Spider-Man franchise, BUT (and that is the biggest but I could possibly have, I’m talking Kim Kardashian sized butt here.) WHAT THE FRACK HAVE THEY DONE TO RHINO!!!
My nerd rage levels are spiking! I need a pack of skittles and a 20 oz Mountain Dew stat!
A mecho suit . . . Lords of Kobal . . . will he transform and drive away . . . will he form MEGA-SUPER-ROBOT-VILLAIN with the other rumored villains to fight Spider-Man with a huge laser sword? Why the hell would you cover up the face of an actor of Paul Giamatti‘s talent?
The extra villains I can deal with, the way the trailer is hinting, we’ll see flashes of them, not a repeat of Spider-Man 3 free for all mess, but Mecha-Rhino is too much . . . too much.
Take a look and let us know what you think in the comments section below.
The Amazing Spider-Man 2 swings its way onto theater screens May 2nd, 2014.