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Every day the internet produces an astounding amount of goodies and gems. Most hilarious, some amusing, but all worth at least a few seconds of your time. We here at Nerd Bastards try to bring you the best bits of news and nerdery the webz has to offer, with a bit of snark thrown in. But sometimes not everything makes the cut. Monday through Friday we’ll be bringing you our inbox leftovers, our forgotten bookmarks, the nerdy bits that simply slipped through the cracks. You can submit items to Nerdy Bits by emailing us at

ABOVE: Sexy Spider-Woman body paint by photographer: Jose Manchado. There is something about that costume that just looks so damn good in body paint. [WOCC]


The wreath of Khaaaan! [FashionablyGeek]


You Shall Not Pass up the opportunity to own this Gandalf staff replica. [ThinkGeek]


Life size Doctor Who Dalek wedding cakes will exterminate you with calories. Hey, if you gotta go out, death by cake ain’t so bad. [Technabob]


How do you catch a wild female? Buy her a Pokemon trainer engagement ring (by Paul Michael Designs), but don’t try to squeeze her into that little ball though, just keep telling yourself, “It’s just a game.” [FashionablyGeek]


R2D2 Snowman. Help me Obi-Wan-Snowbi You’re my only hope! [GlobalGeekNews]

The Hungover Games. Thank the Lords of Kobal it’s not the porn parody, the hung-like-a-horse games… that might be it’s only redeeming feature. [Mashable]’

Olivier Bolduc and Simon Lachapelle produced this stop-motion video featuring Étienne Desbois
and Louka Boutin as Mario and Luigi. It’s Mario Kart without the Karts. It’s more rad than it sounds.  [Time Newsfeed]

And now, T-Shirts You Gotta Buy…TODAY! (Before they’re gone.)


(Click Em’ to Buy)

And don’t forget the ever-popular official Nerd Bastards tee available at Red Bubble:



Category: Cool Stuff, Cosplay, Nerd Culture