Nerdy Bits: Tactical Raptor, Wookiee Seatbelt, Gender Swapped Street Fighter Picnic Battle, And MOAR!!!
Every day the internet produces an astounding amount of goodies and gems. Most hilarious, some amusing, but all worth at least a few seconds of your time. We here at Nerd Bastards try to bring you the best bits of news and nerdery the webz has to offer, with a bit of snark thrown in. But sometimes not everything makes the cut. Monday through Friday we’ll be bringing you our inbox leftovers, our forgotten bookmarks, the nerdy bits that simply slipped through the cracks. You can submit items to Nerdy Bits by emailing us at email@example.com.
ABOVE: This is the tactical raptor that was recruited by Blue Force Gear and on display at a recent trade show. But, I wish to believe this is a tease of what’s to come in Jurassic Park 4. [Geekologie]
Now, thanks to this awesome seat belt cover, you can turn into Chewbacca every time you drive. NO, that’s wrong. Chewy is the navigator. The belt should be in the passenger side. The driver should have a Han Solo vest belt, no that’s an idea! [The Common Room]
Made by Michelle Sugar Art, this Narnia Cake is a hell of a lot more frightening than any of the villains in that series. I mean just look at the soulless faces of those sugary kids. There’s some village of the damned shit going on right there. [That’sNerdalicious]
You will abide and watch this 8-bit cinema version of The Big Lebowski. [BB]
The cast of Street Fighter (gender swapped) decide to take a break from fighting to enjoy a nice meal, only to be interrupted. What, no Blanka? No girl wanted to dress up with orange hair on their tits? [Dorkly]
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