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Every day the internet produces an astounding amount of goodies and gems. Most hilarious, some amusing, but all worth at least a few seconds of your time. We here at Nerd Bastards try to bring you the best bits of news and nerdery the webz has to offer, with a bit of snark thrown in. But sometimes not everything makes the cut. Monday through Friday we’ll be bringing you our inbox leftovers, our forgotten bookmarks, the nerdy bits that simply slipped through the cracks. You can submit items to Nerdy Bits by emailing us at nerdybits@nerdbastards.com.

ABOVE: Be the best parent/aunt/uncle/kidnapper/older sibling ever when you give the child in your life a Tauntaun rocking horse. Sadly, no credit comes with these marvelous creations which means you won’t be able to simply buy one. Start those woodworking classes now and you might be able to swing by Christmas. [Nerd Approved]

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I don’t want to hear anybody cry, “SPOILER!” for a movie almost a decade old. Besides, this Wash cosplay is genius and digs up years of repressed rage over the his death. Screw you, Whedon, indeed. [Fashionably Geek]

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Neal has the most epic birthday cake ever! I’m so jealous. It’s got everything: Death Star, Enterprise, Millenium Falcon, TARDIS–AHHH! I want that cake! Bravo, The Regali Kitchen. [Geeks Are Sexy]

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Not only is this a fucking fantastic Harley Quinn cosplay (which, considering the plethora of HQ cosplay, is really saying something) but check out this chick being on pointe in those toe shoes! Harls would be such a great ballet dancer. So gracefully clumsy, yet deadly. Head on over to Fashionably Geek for more photos of Lisa Lou Who looking amazing.

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Quick! Buy it before someone else does! You know you must own the orginal raptor cage from the opening scene of Jurassic Park. Available on eBay, the current bid to beat is only $99,900.10. That’s nothing compared to own your giant metal cage that could, potentially, hold a “live” raptor. [Nerd Approved]

 

What creatures the new Star Wars will feature remains a mystery, but I’m lobbying for Bill Hader to provide any reference the artist who create them need. [Laughing Squid]

I have no idea if this Austrian NFL promo is legit, but somehow, I’m betting HBO wouldn’t be too happy with their flagrantly rip-offed Game of Thrones motif. Still, this is makes football look all the more badass. [Dorkly]

Compilation of cats tearing up toilet paper, you say? Why the hell not. [Laughing Squid]

 

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