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Every day the internet produces an astounding amount of goodies and gems. Most hilarious, some amusing, but all worth at least a few seconds of your time. We here at Nerd Bastards try to bring you the best bits of news and nerdery the webz has to offer, with a bit of snark thrown in. But sometimes not everything makes the cut. Monday through Friday we’ll be bringing you our inbox leftovers, our forgotten bookmarks, the nerdy bits that simply slipped through the cracks. You can submit items to Nerdy Bits by emailing us at

ABOVE: Batman bathing suit with cape.  Does anyone else think that cape is dangerous? I can just see it getting sucked into the pool suction thingy that helps circulate the water. Model dies in freak cape/pool accident-film at eleven. [ToplessRobot]


It’s accurate enough to make me cross the street if I see this Carnage cosplay walking down the sidewalk. All he needs is a glistening coat of Vaseline and he’s good to go. CthulhuMadness.  [FashionablyGeek]


What else is there to say? It’s freaking Spock riding a winged unicorn! All your arguments are obviously invalid. Artist Tim O’Brien [LS]

OUCH…Find out how to make The Amazing Spider-Man shot. With great alcohol content comes a great buzz and and even greater hangover. [The Drunken Moogle]

That’s what happens when you bring science to the table. Even the most pathetic Pokemon (MagiKarp) could still kill you. [VSauce 3]

If George R.R. Martin’s Game of Thrones celebrates the penis, this fan made RoboCop remake certainly takes another view. (WARNING NSFW) with dicks gettin’ blown off and stuff.  [Dorkly]

The Flappy Bird song just proves that a crappy game with a crappy song wins every time. [DSV]

And now, T-Shirts You Gotta Buy… TODAY! (Before they’re gone.)


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(Click ‘em to buy ‘em)

And don’t forget the ever-popular official Nerd Bastards tee available at Red Bubble:


Category: Cool Stuff, Cosplay, Nerd Culture