Every day the internet produces an astounding amount of goodies and gems. Most hilarious, some amusing, but all worth at least a few seconds of your time. We here at Nerd Bastards try to bring you the best bits of news and nerdery the webz has to offer, with a bit of snark thrown in. But sometimes not everything makes the cut. Monday through Friday we’ll be bringing you our inbox leftovers, our forgotten bookmarks, the nerdy bits that simply slipped through the cracks. You can submit items to Nerdy Bits by emailing us at

ABOVE: In “Shit You Know You Want to Own” News: Jakks Pacific and Nintendo are making this bad boy as a “full size” 6V ride-on version of the kart in Mario Kart 7. Hopefully they’ll make a “Fat-Boy” model. [NerdApproved


You can eat this Lord of The Rings cake by Black Cherry Cake Company,  but know that Sauron is watching you, and counting every calorie! Take a bite out of Mordor and the Shire at the same time [ThatsNerdalicious]


Check out this Majin Boo gender bender. Bibbidi Bobbidi Boob. I’ll be in my bunk, playing with my dragon balls.  [9Gag]


So pretty…Deadpool in a dress… because, we all know that Deadpool can’t NOT put on the dress, and once the dress is on, Deadpool has gotta dance. Dance you Fabulous fool! DANCE!!! [GAS]

If you didn’t have enough cute kittens in your life then this LEGO movie, cute kitten version is just for you. [The Pet Collective]

She’s gonna toot that Horn. Is it just me or does it look like Suaron’s Tower is getting the business? Super Mario Bros. theme and sounds played on a Chinese wind instrument called the Sheng. There was a happy ending. 🙂 [TheAwesomer]

Because nothing sells car insurance like a guy that can demolish your car with his hands and feet. Check out this Turkish car insurance ad being interrupted by Street Fighter’s Ryu [Dorkly]

Guardians of the Galaxy with a Parks and Rec opening. BRILLIANT!!!! [Geekologie]

And now, T-Shirts You Gotta Buy… TODAY! (Before they’re gone.)
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Category: Cool Stuff, Cosplay, Videogames