There’s a new International trailer for the Wachowski brother’s Jupiter Ascending making the Internet rounds. Is it just me or is there something terrifyingly disturbing about Channing Tatum with elf ears?
Seriously, I’m afraid I’m going to lose a lot of sleep over those pointy damn ears. Just look at the hair growing out of them!?! All through the trailer I kept expecting Gimli to jump out and offer his axe to Tatum’s character.
The movie does look like a lot of fun and I have to say that Tatum has grown on me after watching This is the End and White House Down. Throw in Mila Kunis and I can probably make it through the movie.
Jupiter Jones (Mila Kunis) was born under a night sky, with signs predicting that she was destined for great things. Now grown, Jupiter dreams of the stars but wakes up to the cold reality of a job cleaning toilets and an endless run of bad breaks. Only when Caine (Channing Tatum), a genetically engineered ex-military hunter, arrives on Earth to track her down does Jupiter begin to glimpse the fate that has been waiting for her all along – her genetic signature marks her as next in line for an extraordinary inheritance that could alter the balance of the cosmos.
Here’s the International trailer:
Here’s another trailer: