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Every day the internet produces an astounding amount of goodies and gems. Most hilarious, some amusing, but all worth at least a few seconds of your time. We here at Nerd Bastards try to bring you the best bits of news and nerdery the webz has to offer, with a bit of snark thrown in. But sometimes not everything makes the cut. Monday through Friday we’ll be bringing you our inbox leftovers, our forgotten bookmarks, the nerdy bits that simply slipped through the cracks. You can submit items to Nerdy Bits by emailing us at

ABOVE: Pee Wee’s Big Adventure bike for sale on EBAY. I would use a black Light on it first… just to be sure is legit. You know, because of actor Paul Reubens habitual masturbating. [MovieWebb]



LEGO artist Jason Corlett, spent 70 hours and 5,000 bricks to build a 3 foot tall Cherno Alpha from Pacific Rim. Dude, a life size Jaeger made of LEGO would be unstoppable. Don’t anyone go tellin’ Russia about this.  [Gizmodo]


This isn’t particularly nerdy, but this chocolate chip cookie milk shot from Dominique Ansel Bakery changes everything! [ThatsNerdalicious]

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Limited edition (only 300 made) 12 inch swamp thing figure. Yours for only $119.00. There’s gotta be 300 Swamp Thing fans out there, right? No, there isn’t? [GoHastings]


Spock business card holder statue is not to be used for deviant purposes. Spock her, and you will not live long and prosper. [Entertainment Earth]

I am probably breaking the first rule by sharing this, but here’s the Fight Club retro game you wish you could play. It comes courtesy of 8-Bit Cinema who have turned the movie into a 16-bit scrolling game with classic old-school battles. [NerdApproved]

This is the interior of Seinfeld’s apartment made for touring with an Oculus Rift virtual reality headset. It’s a virtual studio apartment about nothing! [Geekologie]

The Simpsons’ very, very, french couch gag by Sylvain Chomet. These days the couch gags are way more interesting than the episodes themselves. [Dorkly]

Game of Thrones title in 1995 style. That shitty VHS quality is so nostalgic. This is how a mid-evil fantasy series should open.    [hunterlsanders]

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