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And because the world is filled with crazy, paranoid and hateful people, we here at Nerd Bastards bring you this breaking news – There’s a loopy religious guy ranting about how Disney’s Frozen will destroy your kids’ minds, reducing them to depraved sub-humans that want to have gay sex and molest animals while worshipping the all-powerful Satan-monster. Yup, that’s the scoop, boys and girls. At least according to Pastor Kevin Swanson.

Of course, it’s nothing new to hear a religious leader using the influence of their voice to point out the exact corners that the Devil lurks in. The only difference now is the man doing the raving and which vehicle he’s using to air it. This fun bit of nonsense comes to us from Generations Radio. Check out what Swanson said to make his point:

“Man, how many children are taken into these things and how many Christians are taking their kids off to see the movie Frozen, produced by an organization that is probably one of the most pro-homosexual organizations in the country? You wonder sometimes, I’m not a tinfoil hat conspiratorialist, but you wonder sometimes if maybe there’s something very evil happening here. If I was the Devil, what would I do to really foul up an entire social system and do something really, really, really evil to 5- and 6- and 7-year-olds in Christian families around America?…If I was the Devil, I would buy Disney in 1984, that’s what I would have done.”

The man does beg one question, however – If you were the Devil and you wanted to screw up an entire social system and spread evil thoughts to Christians everywhere, what would you do?

Me, I’d fuck with the heads of religious leaders everywhere and have them embrace ignorance and stupidity while spreading hate and intolerance. I’d then have them take to the Internet and rave about their half-thought-out theories so as to cause division between people in the name of my primary enemy, God. Oh wait, I think the Devil already figured that one out. Seems to be doing a damn fine job of it as well. Good for you, Beelzebub!

Oh wait… there’s more! Pastor Dipshit Swanson had a few more words to say about the evil of children’s movies and the almighty demon-mouse:

“Then you would start making all these nice little movies that throw little things in there that make sin look enticing, in fact some of the worst of sins, make it look enticing or at least to start to indoctrinate slowly, turn the heat up on the frog in the pan.”

“Friends, this is evil, just evil. I wonder if people are thinking: ‘You know I think this cute little movie is going to indoctrinate my 5-year-old to be a lesbian or treat homosexuality or bestiality in a light sort of way.’ I wonder if the average parent going to see Frozen is thinking that way. I wonder if they are just walking in and saying, ‘Yeah, let’s get my five-year-old and seven-year-old indoctrinated early.’ You know they’re not, I think for the most part they’re oblivious. Maybe they do pick up on pieces of it but they just don’t get up and walk out.”

Oh yeah – it appears as if Swanson Dipshit hasn’t even seen the movie Frozen. So hurrah for doing your research there, you upstanding member of the Christian community.

Sigh…

 

This rambling nonsense brought to you courtesy of Geek Tyrant.

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