Every day the internet produces an astounding amount of goodies and gems. Most hilarious, some amusing, but all worth at least a few seconds of your time. We here at Nerd Bastards try to bring you the best bits of news and nerdery the webz has to offer, with a bit of snark thrown in. But sometimes not everything makes the cut. Monday through Friday we’ll be bringing you our inbox leftovers, our forgotten bookmarks, the nerdy bits that simply slipped through the cracks. You can submit items to Nerdy Bits by emailing us at email@example.com.
ABOVE: Surrender your wallets, Funko’s making plushies. Snuggle up with Deadpool, Batman, Boba Fett and more! See more characters at Nerd Approved.
It may only be April, but you can start planning your Ugly Sweater Christmas party right now with these items from Middle of Beyond. There’s Cthulhu (pictured above), Krampus, Ancient Aliens and Bigfoot, among others. [Fashionably Geek]
This Wonder Woman one piece is what every Amazonian princess will be wearing at the beach this summer. [Pinup Girl Clothing]
If you’re having trouble keeping track of who’s bedded whom, this Game of Thrones sex infographic from Cool Material will help you make sense of all the kinky hijinks in Westeros.
Shattered Stitch‘s cosplay of Lady Stoneheart is the best thing that I have seen all day. I’m sure ‘A Song of Ice and Fire’ readers are as anxious as I am to see her on screen. I’m not going to spoil those who haven’t read the books, but her character will blow your mind. See more breathtaking photos from CONography over at Geek x Girls.
Wilhelm Rodriquez takes pizza to a whole new level with his artistic pizza creations. His pizzas range from the nerdy, like Sub Zero pictured above, to pop culture icons. He’ll even make a portrait of your face and then you can stuff your face with your face… which just sounds awkward. [Neatorama]
I suddenly feel the urge to do a Medieval Supergirl cosplay… or maybe I’ll just pair this scale maille Supergirl mini dress with jeans and wear it to the grocery store. [Etsy]
Now you can be king (or queen) of the Iron Throne, even at the office. The best thing is that this throne is a soft cushion that will fit on top of any chair, including your crappy office chair. The bad thing is that NOW TV and the Telegraph only made one… which they’ve already given away. Hopefully, someone will make this available to the rest of us. [Technabob]
While you are patiently awaiting the release of the new Godzilla film, here are 10 facts about the monster you may have not known – like how Godzilla was originally conceived as a giant octopus! [Geeks Are Sexy]
Here are all of the easter eggs you may have missed in Captain America: the Winter Soldier. Don’t watch this if you haven’t seen the movie yet. And if you haven’t seen it, why are you reading this? Why aren’t you at the theater? What is wrong with you? [io9]
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