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Every day the internet produces an astounding amount of goodies and gems. Most hilarious, some amusing, but all worth at least a few seconds of your time. We here at Nerd Bastards try to bring you the best bits of news and nerdery the webz has to offer, with a bit of snark thrown in. But sometimes not everything makes the cut. Monday through Friday we’ll be bringing you our inbox leftovers, our forgotten bookmarks, the nerdy bits that simply slipped through the cracks. You can submit items to Nerdy Bits by emailing us at

ABOVE: Because who hasn’t ever dreamed of cuddling/dry humping a Captain Kirk body pillow? I demand a Picard pillow, make it so.  [Geekologie]


When eating this Facehugger cake by Choccywoccydoodah no one can hear you scream, it’s more of a garbled whimper really. [Screenburn]


You can buy a Benedict Cumberbatch coloring book. Because not only is Cumberbatch fun to say, he’s even better to color. Great, now where’s the Tom Hiddleston one? [The Mary Sue]


Rockabilly Catwoman by Breathless-ness. Uh, I always thought Rockabilly meant rocker hillbilly? This is more noir style. I like it. The art style of the 30s and 40s speaks to the tonality of The Batman.   [Comic Book Cosplay]


R2D2 measuring cup set. Measuring cups are made to measure, it’s their lot it life. [Technabob]

Literally EVERYTHING you didn’t know, or didn’t care to know about Kirby. He sucks (literally), end of story.  [Dorkly]

CineFix presents The Fifth Element retold via old-school 8-bit – and a little 16 bit. I can honestly say, this looks a billion times better then that piece of shit N64/Playstation game. [Cinefix]

Man creates real-life Spider-Man web shooter, which functions more like Mortal Kombat’s Scorpion spear.  It’s bad-ass and I want one, but with my luck I’d probably shoot it through my hand. [Gizmodo]

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Category: Cool Stuff, Cosplay, Nerd Culture