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Every day the internet produces an astounding amount of goodies and gems. Most hilarious, some amusing, but all worth at least a few seconds of your time. We here at Nerd Bastards try to bring you the best bits of news and nerdery the webz has to offer, with a bit of snark thrown in. But sometimes not everything makes the cut. Monday through Friday we’ll be bringing you our inbox leftovers, our forgotten bookmarks, the nerdy bits that simply slipped through the cracks. You can submit items to Nerdy Bits by emailing us at

ABOVE: Princess Peach as Miley Cyrus, Wrecking Ball style by Action figure customizer Kody Koala. And I came in like a Chomping Ball… all you did was one me up.   [ToplessRobot]  


You better behave yourself or this Voodoo Witch might just put a curse on you. SpcatsTasha brings this Diablo character to life with a stunning costume and body paint job. [FashionablyGeek]


If you’re a fan of Alice in Wonderland, and especially of the game Alice: Madness Returns, then these looks/tutorials inspired by the game will make your eyes widen.  [CreativeBoss]


Everyone needs a life-sized Darth Vader in their life. Now you can get this life sized Vader based on the vintage Kenner figure in your collection. It stands 6 feet and 9 inches tall and should scare the living crap out of any late night intruders. [BigBadToyStore]

If this scientifically accurate Spongebob Squarepants doesn’t scare the hell out of your childhood than I don’t know what will. It’s easy to imagine that Spongebob’s show would be a lot less exciting if it took place in the real, scientific world. The ocean is dark and full of terrors after all. Full of strange creatures and James Cameron in a diving bell. [ADHD]

When that plastic replica from Toys R Us just isn’t enough, head over to the Man at Arms forges and grab hold of his full metal reproduciton of Jakes sword from Adventure Time. [AWE me]

Elevators? Who the hell needs elevators. This guy doesn’t, check out this video of a pro free-climber scaling the side of a building. Put him in a Assassin Creed or Spider-Man costume and you’ve got a brand new web series. [Geekologie]

And now, T-Shirts You Gotta Buy… TODAY! (Before they’re gone.)






Category: Cool Stuff, Cosplay, Nerd Culture