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Every day, the internet produces an astounding amount of goodies and gems. Most hilarious, some amusing, but all worth at least a few seconds of your time. We here at Nerd Bastards try to bring you the best bits of news and nerdery the webz has to offer, with a bit of snark thrown in. But sometimes not everything makes the cut. Monday through Friday we’ll be bringing you our inbox leftovers, our forgotten bookmarks, the nerdy bits that simply slipped through the cracks. You can submit items to Nerdy Bits by emailing us at

ABOVE: Boba Fett life-size figure from Sideshow Collectibles. At $7,500, you’d think he would come with a scale replica of the Sarlacc Pit, or at at least the model standing next to him. I’m pretty sure you could hire Boba Fett actor Jeremy Bulloch to stand in your nerd cave, in costume, for a year at that price.   [SideshowCollectibles


The most awesome superhero of all time. This would make for a fantastic “What If?” comic. Like “What If?”, by some cosmic force, Superman, Wolverine, Captain America, and Iron Man were merged into one body but their minds were fighting for control. Can you imagine the thought bubbles? [GAS]


Firefly Jayne Cobb magnet set allows your to dress up and dress down one of the best members of the Serenity crew. I always thought Jayne was a tighty whities kind of guy.  [GeekAlerts]


Cosmetic Glitter inspired from Sci-Fi cure words. I’m not sure how this idea came to be, but I think it went something like this – an unfaithful nerd came home with glitter on his faith and his nerd wife screamed a pop culture swear word.  [GeekyHostess]


The Khaleesi burger from PornBurger is described as:  Smokey morsels of crisped shiitake “bacon,” crown a regal beet gratin, smothered in Red Dragon cheese on top of a crunchy, berberre-rubbed kale patty, heirloom tomato, and slathering of sumac aioli.  I’m sorry, did they say kale? No thanks, I’m good. I’ll stick with the horse heart instead. [ThatsNerdalicious]


Pacific Rim Jaeger arm conference table. WE ARE CANCELLING THE APOCALYPSE… right after we have some tea and talk amongst ourselves. [Technabob]

Star Wars Cantina band auditions featuring –  Chris Daughtry, Ben Folds, Liz Phair, Reggie Watts, Mark McGrath, Jordin Sparks, Rick Springfield, Weird Al, Lisa Loeb, and mc chris. Where is Simon Cowell when you need him! [CollegeHumor]

If Skyrim had an Honest Trailer. Most of the Honest Trailers make me wonder why I liked whatever it was, but this just made Skyrim seem even more Awesome! [Dorkly]

And now, T-Shirts You Gotta Buy… TODAY! (Before they’re gone)

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Don’t forget the ever-popular official Nerd Bastards tee available at Red Bubble:



Category: Cool Stuff, Nerd Culture