Nerdy Bits: Sexy Macho Gender Bent Lara Croft, Joker Cocktail, How Godzilla Could Scientifically Exist, Frozen The VHS Version, And MOAR!!!
Every day, the internet produces an astounding amount of goodies and gems. Most hilarious, some amusing, but all worth at least a few seconds of your time. We here at Nerd Bastards try to bring you the best bits of news and nerdery the webz has to offer, with a bit of snark thrown in. But sometimes not everything makes the cut. Monday through Friday we’ll be bringing you our inbox leftovers, our forgotten bookmarks, the nerdy bits that simply slipped through the cracks. You can submit items to Nerdy Bits by emailing us at firstname.lastname@example.org.
ABOVE: Gender bent Lara Croft. I’ve got to believe that this all started while he was trying on his girlfreind’s clothing and ran across her Laura Croft costume. [FashionablyGeek]
Absurd mansion with Star Trek rooms for sale, a mere 35 million dollars. If I suddenly become Bill Gates rich, I would buy this house and hire the cast of TNG to come over on the weekends and act out my script ideas. Like “Data befriends a wall outlet and helps it cope with years abuse to which it suddenly became aware of. Meanwhile, Picard and Geordi are forced into dusting my house in maids outfits and plot a coop with the dust bunnies to overthrow me”. [EliteDaily]
Goonies playing cards. Goonies Never Say Die… but they sometimes fold. [Technabob]
What if Disney produced a VHS version of Frozen? It would probably look something like this. For many people the Disney brand has very strong connection to a certain era and a certain format. This gag video simply places Frozen in that context. [SlashFilm]
Clown Prince Joker cocktail. Drink your Clown Prince and chase it with a Harley Quinn Jell-O shot! [ThatsNerdalicious]
Why realistic Mario shouldn’t mess with Dinosaurs. Yoshi looks cute and friendly, but it’s important to remember that he’s a wild dinosaur. [NerdApproved]
Watch as two scientists explain how Godzilla could scientifically exist with science. I always questioned the diet of Godzilla, if a creature would exist with those parameters, it would starved to death in a week. Though, isn’t Godzilla’s heart is essentially a biological nuclear reactor? That’s what causes his atomic breath, right? I guess that’s where he would get his energy from. [GAS]
Desolation of Smaug gets Unnecessary Censorship. Hey, it’s not more unnecessary than the actual movie [Dorkly]
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