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ABOVE: Ahhh…. what was it we were supposed to be getting all of? I find myself suddenly drawing a blank, like all the blood just rushed out of my brain. Cosplayer Nadyasonika as Pokemons Misty [CBM


Start your little nerd’s life right with these Kaylee and Mal Firefly onesies. I know there is a Mal quote that I could somehow translate into something baby related, but it’s just not coming this morning. Insert your own in the comments section.  [Cichemom]


Darth Vader was often called a nut cracker behind his back by Stormtroopers and Imperials. Now you can crack your nuts the way the Force intended, but you need to do it with this officially licensed Tie Fighter nutcracker. [ThatsNerdalicious]

We’ve seen some great Transformer Cosplay before, but none that also mimic the Transformer change from car to robot as well as this one. [Mohammad Tiba]

8-bit Luke might have forgiven his father at the end of Return of the Jedi, but that doesn’t mean he’s cool with all that other stuff Darth did before his sudden and inevitable betrayal of the Emperor.   [Dorkly]

I’m not sure we needed to know Everything Wrong with X-Men Origins: Wolverine in 14 minutes, wasn’t it enough that we knew if sucked balls. Big Hairy Sabertooth balls. It was the Deadpool that did it in for me, what about you? [CinemaSins]

This guy is having so much fun with these claws. That is until he accidentally slices up himself or someone close to him. I wonder if they’ll let him board an airplane wearing those? [Geekologie]

Because everything needs a Law and Order version, here’s the Game of Thrones Law and Order spin-off. Jon Snow is out of order, you’re out of order the whole darn seven kingdoms are out of order!!! [Dorkly]


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