DAWN OF JUSTICE!
You know, I wasn’t sure how to feel about this official subtitle when I saw the logo pop up in my Twitter feed today (though the rest of Twitter has seemingly decided that the subtitle somehow spells doom for the movie). So, instead of rushing to snap judgements, I thought I’d call up one of my top sources…Batman himself. In this EXCLUSIVE (WORLD STAR!) interview, I get good ol’ Bruce Wayne’s feelings on the new title to his upcoming movie.
Jacob Q. Knight: Hey Batman, how you doin’?
JQK: Hey, if I haven’t told you yet — I dig the suit. Feels very Burton, if you know what I mean.
JQK: So…anyways…I saw that the movie got a new title today? How you feelin’ about Dawn of Justice?
JQK: I mean, I thought it was an alright title. Let’s face it The Dark Knight Rises was kind of stupid after you already had a movie called Batman Begins (not to mention The Dark Knight right after it).
JQK: You know, Batman, some people have commented that you seem kinda super sad lately.
JQK: Is that all I’m gonna get out of you?
JQK: You know…you’re being kind of a dick, Batman.
JQK: Aight man, talk to you soon. Or not. Ass.
So there you have it. Batman is non-plussed about Dawn of Justice. And life in general. Maybe Twitter’s right for once?
Batman v. Superman: Dawn of Justice is currently filming and is set to be released May 6, 2016.