Every day, the internet produces an astounding amount of goodies and gems. Most hilarious, some amusing, but all worth at least a few seconds of your time. We here at Nerd Bastards try to bring you the best bits of news and nerdery the webz has to offer, with a bit of snark thrown in. But sometimes not everything makes the cut. Monday through Friday we’ll be bringing you our inbox leftovers, our forgotten bookmarks, the nerdy bits that simply slipped through the cracks. You can submit items to Nerdy Bits by emailing us at firstname.lastname@example.org.
ABOVE: I have to say that the Doctor Who outlet sticker, while humorous, is a safety hazard. Imagine the drunken Doctor Who fan that decides they want a little Doctor Who smooch. It will be electrifying. [GAS]
The perfect thing to go right next to your GOT Sword hanging on the wall is one of these Game of Thrones House Sigil wall plaques. It is known, Khaleesi. [NerdApproved]
That is one fantastic LEGO Boba Fett cosplay. LEGO Fett takes out his bounties by laying down in the dark and waiting for his target to step on him, rendering them incapacitated with foot pain. [FashionablyGeek]
It’s just the thing to keep those pesky Rebels at bay during those long nights aboard the Death Star, Darth Vader and Stormtrooper lamps. That or use them to instill fear in your young pada-wans. Imagine those red eyes in the dark. [ThinkGeek]
OK, Gotta say this right up front. This IS NOT a fantastic Batgirl cosplay. IT IS a fantastic Batman Gender swap. Sheesh..get it right. [FG]
Just ask yourself, “What if Voldemort’s final Horcrux was an old indestructible Nokia phone?” You’re probably doing your best Hick’s “Game over man, Game over,” impersonation right now, but wait. Watch the video to find out how to win! [PistolShrimps]
Kinda makes me want to watch the entire movie in another language, just to see how much I can learn before the movie ends. Could this be the Nerdy “Rossetta Stone” for learning new languages? Just watching Darth Vader say, “I am your father” in different languages? [Dorkly]
I have to say I was a little disappointed when I actually got to see the video. Mainly because I thought it said “Never ending Twinkie Machine” and then I got a “Never ending SLINKY machine. You can understand my creme-filled-sponge-cake rage. [Technabob]
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