Every day, the internet produces an astounding amount of goodies and gems. Most hilarious, some amusing, but all worth at least a few seconds of your time. We here at Nerd Bastards try to bring you the best bits of news and nerdery the webz has to offer, with a bit of snark thrown in. But sometimes not everything makes the cut. Monday through Friday we’ll be bringing you our inbox leftovers, our forgotten bookmarks, the nerdy bits that simply slipped through the cracks. You can submit items to Nerdy Bits by emailing us at email@example.com.
ABOVE: You win or you (pretend) to die with these Game of Thrones foam sword replicas from ThinkGeek. *Foam swords not guaranteed defense against foam dragons.
I foresee many clips of this thing on that TV show Sex Sent me to the ER. For those scratching their heads right now, this is a Fleshlight holding iPad. Yes, it is an actual thing one can buy over the Internet. Because no one is going to go looking for one of these at Target or Walmart. Kinda makes me never want to borrow an Ipad for a quick Internet surf ever again. I do wonder, will it cause some guys to get nauseous, like reading in a moving car? Hmm, now where was that nekkid selfie of Karen Gillan again? [Geekologie]
It’s World Cup time and that means every country has to field a team, even the imaginary ones! King Tommen wouldn’t let his players on the field without some snappy uniforms. My only question, where are the Team Sir Pounce uniforms? [FashionablyGeek]
Now that is a big tattoo. The walk to Mordor must have been less painful than what this guy went through to get this full arm Gandalf. Does this mean that Bilbo is on his other arm? [FYT]
Damn, that is one fine Doom statue, but one should expect the best for the beloved leader of Latveria. The people demand it! Well, Doom demands that the people demand it. You can find this Premium format Doom figure over at – [Sideshow]
These slow morning Jams are quickly becoming my favorite thing on the Internet. This time around its Sailor Moon’s – Saturday Morning Slow Jam. Now I’m wondering how long it will be before some show commissions them to do their theme song for a special episode. [NerdApproved]
Forget all that Pixar style crap that’s getting churned out like stale butter. This Anime style Star Wars fan film is fantastic. I’d pay good money to see the original trilogy done in this style. It’s not as clumsy or random as a Saturday Morning Cartoon; an elegant Anime style for a more civilized age. [Dorkly]
Facts about Transformers you, YES YOU, probably didn’t know. Those of you that do know them all can comment about it in the section below. You know you are going to so just get to it. [AllTimeNumbers]
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