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very day, the internet produces an astounding amount of goodies and gems. Most hilarious, some amusing, but all worth at least a few seconds of your time. We here at Nerd Bastards try to bring you the best bits of news and nerdery the webz has to offer, with a bit of snark thrown in. But sometimes not everything makes the cut. Monday through Friday we’ll be bringing you our inbox leftovers, our forgotten bookmarks, the nerdy bits that simply slipped through the cracks. You can submit items to Nerdy Bits by emailing us at

ABOVE: Spider-Man/Venom body paint by Sthefane Lomeu. See the guns on her, no not those guns, the other ones? She should do a She-Hulk body paint next. [CBM]

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This is a series of conceptual superhero ‘serum’ cologne bottles rendered by Charlotte, North Carolina based digital design firm Animink. Despite saying “available at Nordstrom”, they don’t actually exist. But they should! Every one should smell like justice. [Geekologie]


Sideshows life-size Darth  Vader is up for sale. Priced at $8,000, you may need make more than a few smuggle runs to build up enough galactic credits. Honestly, as neat as this is, it would be cheaper to buy a Vader costume replica and dress up a mannequin. The latter I’m sure you can find in a dumpster somewhere. Or, you could pay Vader actor David Prowse to stand in your room for a few days or weeks. He’s not doing much these days, so…  [Sideshow]


Optimus Prime cookie cutter. You’ve Got the Dough, You’ve Got The Cutter… YEAH!!! [BoingBoing]

Lord of the Rings in 90 secs. Everything you need to know about most epic trilogy of all time, in the time it takes to microwave popcorn. In even shorter version would be say “Eh, there are bad people, there’s a lot of walking and Sean Bean dies. The End”.  [Mashable]

The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles are jonsen for pizza again in this Pizza Hut commercial. Seriously, who didn’t see this commercial coming? It’s an opportunity they couldn’t pass up and it wouldn’t be the first time the pizza company promoted TMNT. Also, I thought Michelangelo was the one with the Pizza making skills.  [ThatsNerdalicious]

10 actors who were on X-Files before they were famous. Now you have an excuse to rewatch X-Files.  [DailyMotion]


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