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It was only a matter of time. The number one movie of the summer, James Gunn‘s Guardians of the Galaxy is getting the Woodrocket Porn Parody Treatment. That’s right, we’re going to hear Groot yell GROOT in… ecstasy? Woodrocket has made it their life’s mission to Porn Parody up all the nerdiest things they can. Most of your favorite fandoms are there, Game of Bones, Bob’s Boners, Laid Runner, and Doctor Whore. There recently announced next project is Gnardians of the Galaxy: 50 Shade of Groot.

OK, I have to pull over this Porn Parody Carpool right here and stop for a moment. Gnardians of the Galaxy: 50 Shades of Groot? Let’s start with how wrong just that title is. There’s only one “X” in Galaxy, Gnardians… is that some kind of word play on The Goonies Wolfgnards? Let’s play with what the title should be.

Guardians of the G-Spot

Hardons of the Galaxxxy

Guardians of the Gal-ASS-y

There’s got to be more. Put your choice in the comments section below. Woodrocket tweeted out the announcement and couldn’t help poking a little fun at Marvel at the same time:

  That was followed up with this casting tweet:

Here’s the official press release:

Prepare to spread your orbs, whip out your infinity stones, and get hooked on a feeling, because WoodRocket.com is going into production on the Guardians of the Galaxy adult parody, Gnardians of the Galaxy: 50 Shades of Groot.

Being brought to you by the website that gave you Bob’s Boners, Game of Bones, and Orgy of Bill Murrays, Gnardians of the Galaxy: 50 Shades of Groot is looking like it could be the most entertaining genital-filled super hero team sex spoof of all time!

In honor of James Gunn’s Marvel movie masterpiece becoming the highest grossing film of 2014 domestically, and the recent announcement of the upcoming sequel, WoodRocket.com knew that now was the time to begin work on showing the world what real space genitals should look like.

Gnardians of the Galaxy: 50 Shades of Groot will be written & directed by Lee Roy Myers. “I think that Guardians of the Galaxy is one of the greatest super hero movies of all time. I am very excited to add penetration,” says Myers.

I’m guessing we’ll see this pop up in there some where, but I rather doubt it will be a big gun that Rocket is holding:

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Now we all know that there will be a Gamora and Peter Quill scene, and I imagine that Drax might have a prison scene, but what other GOTG characters do you think they’ll thrust together? Ronan and Nebula? The Collector and Pink Girl? Rocket and …Groot? Suddenly this doesn’t seem like such a great idea. I really don’t think I want to know how many different ways Groot can say Groot while he/she does things to others or has them done to he/she.

What’s your take on Porn Parodies? Harmless fun or ripping off others creative work? Let’s hear your best lines of dialogue for a GOTG Porn Parody in the comments section below.

Via: The Mary Sue

Category: Film, WTF?

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