— To beard or not to beard? The Radio Bros. (#Branding) explore that weighty question.
— Ninja matters.
— An all-new edition of “The Rapid Report” with rapid fire snarkitudeiosity about the Coach reboot, Super Troopers 2, Mr. T and hammers, Fraggle Rock Rises, the spectre of Radio Shack, and Vin Diesel‘s Oscar wishes.
— An in-depth appraisal of Jesse Eisenberg‘s look for Batman v. Superman. (Spoiler, he’s bald)
— Avengers: Infinity War‘s new directors, the possibility of a pre-teen Spider-Man, and our generational slide toward a foul and certain abyss of pop culture irrelevancy while 17-year-olds cackle and communicate only in emojis and dagger stares.
— Idris Elba may play the villain AND the Enterprise AND a tribble in Star Trek 3
— There are going to be many Ghostbusters movies. Idris Elba will star in all of them as well.
— George R. R. Martin doesn’t understand why people are angry about spoilers.
— Country fried bullshit about the The Last Man On Earth and the evilness of margarita pools, fountain pooping, and porn-havin.
— A story of theoretical action figure loss.
And, of course, #TacoTalk, wherein Jeremy and Jason praise Danny Trejo as a taco business futurist, imagine the full breadth of the Pope’s pizza adventure, and yell at people who are afraid to get covered in pizza grease (pepperoni ejaculate #Branding) when they grab a slice.