‘Guardians of The Galaxy 2″: New Imax Poster, Run Time Revealed, And One Hilarious Promo From Chris Pratt
Starlord aka Chris Pratt, as those in the Earthly realm know him, is a funny guy. He’s not just funny in the movies, he’s hilarious in real life as well. Fans will remember his mooning incident while working on Parks and Rec as well as his cropping Jennifer Lawrence out of promotional photos for Passengers on their press tour. And any interview he’s ever done. Well, Starlord may have surpassed himself with his most recent facebook post promoting Guardians of the Galaxy vol. 2.
Here’s the full post:
On May 5th the greatest movie in the history of movies is coming. There has never been and will never again be a movie like this. Seriously. Ever heard of Citizen Kane? We’re much better. Seriously. Our movie just tested at over one million points. Rotten tomatoes already has it at 234% fresh. #GotGVol2 will win every movie award AND about 39 Olympic gold medals in swimming, gymnastics, the skiiing event with the gun, x games, snowmobiling and everything. It will win the World Cup and about 7 super bowl rings, sorry TOM Brady. This movie will fry your brains and lift your spirits. James Gunn will be elected president of the world. They will add the faces of the guardians to Mount Rushmore for sure. We’re gonna get a planet. May 5th will become a national holiday. Everyone will get pregnant. Candy will fall from the sky. Global warming will stop. Dinosaurs will come back to life. Which unlike some movies might tell you, is actually a really good thing. Because they won’t flip out and kill people instead they’ll be your awesome pets. So basically get your tickets as soon as you can. Don’t be the only person on the planet who doesn’t see this movie.
If that doesn’t make everyone want to see this movie immediately, nothing will. Chris, I mean Starlord, also shared with the world the new IMAX poster:
Doesn’t it just tickle your taste-buds? Along with this shameless self promotion from your humble, neighborhood Starlord, news has also broke about the run-time for Guardians of the Galaxy 2 2. The new film will clock in at 2 hours and 17 minutes, 15 minutes longer than its predecessor. The run-time makes it the fourth longest Marvel movie thus far, falling in line behind Captain America: Civil War (at 2 hours and 27 minutes), The Avengers (2 hours and 23 minutes), and The Avengers: Age of Ultron (2 hours and 21 minutes). Notice that all four films are ensemble movies, which makes sense since they contain more characters, and thus more story-lines. Plus fans will get more Guardians which is never a bad thing.
Guardians of the Galaxy vol 2 hits theaters on May 5, 2017, but expect to hear more shenanigans from Starlord before then.