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For a movie that is so broadly accessible to viewers of all ages, there is plenty in Guardians of the Galaxy and its recent sequel that appeals to the baser instinct of many hot blooded adults. Front man Chris Pratt went from being the awkward, chubby sidekick that was Andy Dwyer in Parks and Recreation to a smoking hot muscle-bound beast for this role. If he’s too lean for your taste, there’s always the throbbing bulk of Dave Bautista‘s Drax. The pair share the billing with easily one of the most beautiful women in Hollywood, Zoe Saldana, who is no less stunning for being painted green from head to toe.

Then there are those corners of the internet that are attracted to the Rockets and Groots of the universe.

While there is only tiny percentage of people in the real world who will live out their sexual fantasies, GeekySexToys.com – the people who brought out the ‘Pokemoan’ sex toys when Pokemon Go was at the height of its popularity – has released a line of toys to help you indulge your Guardians inspired kinks.

The range has a number of toys inspired by the most popular main characters from the Guardians franchise with different kinds of toys to cater to any sexual need. There are dildos, anal toys, vibrators and even penetrable toys in the line up all made with a distinct nerdy style. Prices range from $50 to $100 and the company promises that your toy will arrive in simple, non-descript packaging that will not embarrass you in front of your neighbours, with the product described as a ‘figurine’.

Not only are the unique designs all crafted with a genuine love of the source material (would these ever have existed otherwise?), all products are handmade, so you are guaranteed that a lot of care and attention went into creating each one.

You can check out the full range and details for each product on the website here: http://geekysextoys.com/brands/orgasms-galaxy/

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