If there’s one thing superhero nerds love to do, it’s putting their favorite characters in scenarios involving real world logic and then debating the outcome. Could Superman break his own arm? Can Wolverine’s claws cut through Cap’s shield? Which member of the Avengers would be the best in bed?
…Wait, what was that last one?
According to PornHub.com, searches for the term “avengers” on their site increased by 356% after the release of last year’s Avengers: Infinity War. They also saw an increase in search volume for individual character names. Clearly people are excited about the MCU in more ways than one.
Men’s wellness brand hims found this data and put together the below infographic detailing what you could possibly expect from an intimate encounter with PornHub’s most popular Avengers.
If you’re the adventurous type, you’ll no doubt be more excited by the thought of a night with Black Widow, or even The Hulk. But if you’re looking for something a little more committed and romantic, Captain America is your best bet. At least until he (probably) dies at the end of Endgame, right?
PornHub boasts “No other sex tube is more popular and features more Avengers Xxx Parody scenes than Pornhub“. But is just watching not doing it for you? There are even lines of Avengers-themed sex toys called “Indulgers” that could help with every fantasy watch-a-thon. Toys with names like “Agent Getsmeoff”, “The Möan-lnir”, and even “The Arse Reactor”, there’s truly something for every fan.
What do you think? Which Avenger is in your search history? Do they match PornHub’s #1 Most Searched or do you prefer a less sought-after hero or heroine? Has your Avengers-themed searches increased since the release of Infinity War or since the increase of Endgame trailer? Let us know in the comments below or hit us up on Facebook or Twitter!